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A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey !! We have a drink named after you !!” To which the screwdriver replies “You have a drink named Phillip??”
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A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey !! We have a drink named after you !!” To which the screwdriver replies “You have a drink named Phillip??”
Every night for bedtime stories, my son insists I read the label on a can of WD-40. He’s really into non-friction.
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Every night for bedtime stories, my son insists I read the label on a can of WD-40. He’s really into non-friction.
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"I heard, you're the brother of Sherlock and also solve criminal cases. Are you also such a brilliant mind?" "No, unlike my brother I solve cases by accident", answered Sheer Luck Holmes.
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"I heard, you're the brother of Sherlock and also solve criminal cases. Are you also such a brilliant mind?" "No, unlike my brother I solve cases by accident", answered Sheer Luck Holmes.
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K video? HDMI
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K video? HDMI
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According to my 10 year old: "The thing about 'dad jokes' is..." "...you just change the 'd' to 'b' and you have the truth."
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According to my 10 year old: "The thing about 'dad jokes' is..." "...you just change the 'd' to 'b' and you have the truth."
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Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry but we don’t serve bacteria here” To which the bacteria reply with “But we work here, we’re Staph !!”
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Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry but we don’t serve bacteria here” To which the bacteria reply with “But we work here, we’re Staph !!”
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My buddy quit his job at BMW. He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
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My buddy quit his job at BMW. He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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My wife started putting a miniature Stallone doll in the middle of our bed a few months ago. Things….have been a little Rocky between us ever since.
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My wife started putting a miniature Stallone doll in the middle of our bed a few months ago. Things….have been a little Rocky between us ever since.
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Yo momma is so old……. When I told her to act her age she fuckin’ died
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Yo momma is so old……. When I told her to act her age she fuckin’ died
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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
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